January 2011
79 posts
*Looking through DVDs, kuya saw Remember Me*
Kuya: Robert Pattinson?? Di ba si Mr. Bean yun?
Me: HUH?!
Kuya: Ay, Rowan Atkinson pala yun.
Me: o_o HAHAHAHA
Career Assessment
Presenter: I am from Malayan Colleges Laguna blahblahblah. *Shows Malayan video*
Ranz: Malapit ba yan dito?
Nico: LAGUNA nga eh, bobo!
Me: Uuuuy, first time makabara =))
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Bleh.
BEFORE.
Me: Ma, turuan niyo na ko magdrive, malapit na 'ko mag17.
Mama: Pano ka tuturuan eh wala ka namang kotse! Ayaw ka nila pahiramin!
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Me: Ma, bili niyo ko ng kotse, gusto ko Jazz.
Mama: Hindi ka nga marunong magdrive tapos ibibili ka ng kotse!!
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YESTERDAY (BTW, they bought me a car months before -- Jazz)
Me: Ma, turuan mo na ko magdrive :)
Mama: Wala ka ngang student permit eh.
Papa: Meron na makukuhaan dyan sa may bayan.
Me: YAY! :D
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TODAY
Me: Ma, kelan tayo kukuha ng permit ko??
Mama: HINDI KA NGA MARUNONG MAGDRIVE TAPOS KUKUHA KA NG PERMIT!
Me: ANG GULO MO, UUPAKAN NA KITA EH.
Mama: *laughs out loud*
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HULI KA NA, MAMA. WAG MO NA KO PAIKUTIN!
SKINS US "PORNOGRAPHY"
LOL WHUT?!?
NOT EVEN CLOSE =)) NO NUDITY AND VULGARITY. LIKE, WHERE’S “SKINS” THERE, BITCHES? F.U.
9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are...
Forever Alone.
HAHAHAHHA
littlemissdorkette:
followandreblog:
TODAY IS...
I want to cry. It's so bad. I think tears are...
tumblrisforlulz:
and Jal plays the trumpet now. HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO FIT IN HER PURSE WHEN SHE GETS IT SMASHED? and Effy is uglier than a fat, hairy ass. Jesus save me. I am cringing. The music sucks, too. and the acting is terrible. oh my god
:(( This makes me sadddd. Shall watch this later or tomorrow. Sick US.
GAY DAY.
JAMES YOUNGHUSBAND, FOREVER!! =))
Gorgeous Coach Mark too. Isn’t too sexy on pic but yes otherwise :))
aeroflux:
...
Watchmarielinwonderland:
ohlooknospaces:
-splinched:
hermionegrangerandarocketship:
-donteverlookback:
OH MY GOD.
THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING EVER.
this is amazing.
I will never not love this.
OMG THIS IS SO AWEOSME KJAFHKLSAJDFHLSADFSGH
THIS!!!!!!!
Get-one-whole-sheet-of-paper-write-your-name-year-s...
angelago:
Class: Maa’aaamm waaaaaaaaaaaaait!
Sodding bitches :))
When someone says "penis" at school
fuckyeahitsdomi:
Elementary school:
Middle school:
High school:
Best photos ever
Fuckin cute I’m gonna die! Is this Fang, or what?
Do you know the logic of the day 111 (1.11.11) ?...
cassthewayfarer:
filopride4eva:
eightislalalalove:
mygolleyoursmile:
televisiondreams:
taemintinvasion:
jundooseob:
shagstar:
allisonisinsane:
fireworksabound:
rawrinthepants:
halfofaribasheart:
cherishsays:
98+13=111
holy shiiiiiit.
91 + 20 = 111….. wtf.
that was my birthday too O.o
93+18 :O
I just had a brain aneurysm.
93+18 = 111
95+16=111
96 + 15...
So true.
yourfangirl:
sydneydalton:
Boys at Other School’s :
and im like :
Boys at my school :
and im like:
reblogging for the first picture
LOL
TOO TRUE! Hot bod, babe ;)
People who are in and out of the same relationship...
tumblrisforlulz:
My thoughts exactly o.o
xcandydots:
arewebothcrazy:
...
Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the...
marielinwonderland:
zombiesailor:
hUGYGUBWDSQBQBAHYAUDEDBWEBC
^^
on the way to school.
ohyesthisisish:
if i forget homework:
if i forget ipod or phone:
Amen.
What if Sirius' middle name was Lee
aaronvincible:
Sirius Lee Black
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My heart seriously raced. BUT it was only a girl who spammed my inbox with “Justin Bieber is now open for calls blahblah 01200230858942”
I was like O_O </3
Haha. Anyway, I’m blogging from Ranz’s computer. You don’t want to know what we’re doing here. Thing is, I’m totally in the boy zone PLUS they need this so. SURE, boys. Whatever.
3 kings :D PHYSICS TIME.
Me: Di ba, yung 4 phases of matter ay solid, liquid, gas at plasma?
Pepe: Yeah.
Chino: Ano yung plasma?
Me: Yun yung tv, tanga :))
Bruce: Alam ko sa Cavite yun e, school ata.
Pepe and me: *irritated face*
Chino: Huh?
Bruce: De La Salle -- Plasma.
Chino: *irritated face*
Silence.
Bruce: Joke lang, yun yung nangyayari pagnagtrabaho ka tas mababasa.
Me and Pepe: *pissed face*
Chino: Ha?
Bruce: Napaplasma!
Me, Pepe, Chino: Puta, tara alis na tayo.
~
Haha. Sabaw times : D
i haven't had my period since last year
sugarplumpkin:
-desperatemeasures:
am i pregnant.
THIS MADE ME LAUGH. OMGGG